Control Freaks!!!

I know that in some sense, all of us want some amount of control. But my beef is with those who need to be the Top Dog in everything they come in contact with. What you need to learn, freaks, is that this is not possible. The quicker you learn this, the easier MY life will be, and let's face it, making MY life easier is what it's all about.

For instance, someone comes to you with a question about how to do something. Instead of giving them the information they asked for, you say "just let me do it". To these people, I say, NO DICKHEAD. Give me the information I asked for OR NOT. Don't make my tasks yours. If you feel like my little question is too trivial for you, fine, just say so, and i'll go somewhere else. But don't be so full of yourself to think that I just want you to sweep me off my feet and make all of my problems go away on your own. You're not that special, You're not always right, and you are not always better.

Get over yourself, and realize that you're not superman.